I was DEAN from SUPERNATURAL and castiel was replaced by a demon from some anime and some angels or something kidnapped sam and wiped my memory and then I went to the CIRCUS and played LASERTAG against a man named “THE MOUNTAIN” and then I lost and got taken to the DEMON COUNCIL which consisted of mr mountain, a naga/medusa bodybuilder, PEGASUS and a green haired vampire u3u
…. also I think I ripped off my own arm and started beating mr mountain with it
so maybe I was also a robot
okay so there was some sort of birthday party like you have for elementary school kids where you set out a long table with chips and hotdogs in blankets and stuff, but before we ate we got to play an exciting PARTY GAME. the party game was some sort of capture-the-flag base control game in my house except we were lions with guns I think?? and to mark territory you had to pee on it because we were LIONS okay. The lions were really specific friends and I’m going to assume jory was the only male lion who peed for, like. three scenes and I walked away and turned into a pterodactyl-spider in the meantime because holy cow jory what is wrong with you. I think a lion with an afro and a very short lion were trying to ambush me but I mined their jeep so it was okay.
Somehow the blue-eyes-white-dragon got involved near the end but I don’t know how
so 90% of today’s dream was spent trying to find a place to shower, but the only things available were two sets of two public restrooms. the sets were MEN/WOMEN and INVADERS/[illegibleotherworldlyscrawl] and everything was textured like a horror game.
INVADERS had my cousin singing in it and had 3 urinals and 4 toilet stalls, like a school bathroom, [illegible] caused me to black out if I went near it, MEN had about 200 urinals and 10 shower stalls along with about 20 people in it, and WOMEN had about 100 shower/toilet stalls mixed together in a complex maze with no evidence of humans having ever touched it. Finally I eventually decided to use the WOMEN room because it seemed the least intimidating and least occupied, and I had the best shower ever.
then I unlocked CLOUD as a playable character but I couldn’t figure out how to use any of his powers because someone replaced all the text in the world with tasteful illustrations of flowers.
okay, so. we’re a group of…. three or four teenageish kids. We parkour over some sepia/grey/blurry in-game rendered rooftops until we find a weird hay nest filled with intricately carved glowing stone eggs that wobble slightly. We decide to hatch them to see what comes out, and slowly magical white cat-bunny creatures start popping out. They’ve each got cool powers and are of varying shapes and sizes, but then we accidentally hatch a demon egg and a mile long multiheaded cat-bunny with 100 legs pops out and starts shooting lasers out of its mouth at us while winding between the city buildings.
We decide to run
then I find the god of the weather and push him behind us to deal with it and kept running, but I realize that he’s going to die and then I will have no more snow!! which is terrible! so I run over and headlock the cat-demon so the weather god can shiv him and he promises me a blizzard for my help :,D
so we’re apparently the guardians of childhood, except that I don’t think any of us had the right powers or were the characters. My character had the powers to fly, turn into an eyeball (nervecord dangling behind me), and turn invisible (I think someone else had the power to be a film noir detective). We were chasing down a shapeshifter guy who kept imitating us to confuse us, but through brute force and my apparent superhuman stalking abilities, we beat the junk out of him and captured him.
At that point, they tell me that I need to consume him to gain his power, but I dramatically told them “I won’t stoop to that. Let’s give him a second chance.”
so he yells “Thank you for your kindness, I just want to go in the form of the most noble beast of all” and transforms into a pediatrician, before jumping into a raging river where he is promptly devoured by giant block letter text that spells “WORDS” that jumps off a waterfall immediately afterwards. I chase after him dramatically with tears streaming out of my face.
Also my backyard was full of evil and ate santa.
So we all wake up in this dark lit van. The drivers are talking quietly amongst themselves and the windows have shades over them, but you can faintly see your outline. You are in the back among the other weapons. A spear, a sword, a mace. bolas. You are one of them.
You discover a scratched up camera and peer through the viewfinder. In the shaking reflection of the rear view mirror you see dark humanoid figures. Your head begins to hurt and you drop the camera. The ride continues in muffled murmurs.
The dream I had, you guys. You guys. The fucking dream I had.
It was in two halves (technically three but the first part was wicked depressing…though i did pretty much become batman). The entire thing was tv show called Weird True Life Occurrences.
The first half took place at a combination…